reason why 2013 was so shitty: uneven number
reason why 2014 is going to be better: even number
reason why 2015 is going to be the best: nice neat multiple of 5
'It's December 10th!'
Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
"you never seemed to really need anyone, clary."
Well hot dayum that’s some kiss. gonna be super fuckin awkward when the learn they’re supposed brother and sister